In winter I am often the first one here because I drive so much further than everyone else. (Which means I leave early when blizzards are expected which means the crashes haven't started yet which means I just drive to work at slower speeds. Everyone else gets stuck in stupidity-caused traffic jams only 5 miles away.)

For work I do the TPS reports.

If the place burned down or washed away, no one would miss me from work.

If the place burned down or washed away, I wouldn't miss work all that much.

I'm prepared to bug home since that's the direction I care about more.