Unless the ladies don't wear shirts where you work.  In that case let me know where it is and I will swing by to drop off a resume  
 
  LOL! That wouldn't be pretty. 

  
I wonder has anyone used one for anything other than wiping sweat off themselves? Personally I think a pair of gloves would be much better to pack in a pocket if you insist on using the space.     
I used mine this past weekend, actually, when one of my Cub Scouts got a gash on her leg at camp and my FAK was a little walk away. Grabbed by banadana and water bottle water and cleaned her right up. Put a little pressure on while someone else brought the kit. It wasn't bad enough to need to stitches, so far from an emergency, but it stopped the tears quickly. 
 Hey, I just noticed you are from Ontario Jack.  I just sold my house in Alberta and will be moving there in a few weeks.  Maybe I will see you out on the trails.   
Cool! Hopefully this heat wave will clear out before you get here. It's 45C with the humidex, or some such nonesense, right now.