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The Eze-Lap diamond sharpener. The instructions that came with it are not enough for my poor brain to run with.

"Lay blade flat on diamond surface ... elevate blades spine slightly ... rub in a circular motion ... periodically alternating sides."

OK. I'm not sure what that "rub in a circular motion" is supposed to mean. I must be stupid. I think I was envisioning a tool where you hold the knife in one hand, and then scrape the sharpening tool along the edge with the other hand. But that doesn't appear to be what the instructions are describing. I'm confused. The website doesn't offer any more detailed instructions. A video demonstrating how to use this thing on their website would be nice, but they don't have one.