That reminds me of a time when I had to go into a county courthouse. I secured my carry firearm in my car knowing that they weren't allowed. You had to empty your pockets and take your belt off and put all that through their security screeners to get in.

The security guy grabbed the holster off my belt as it exited the x-ray machine (or whatever it was) and started investigating it with a fine toothed comb. He was turning it over, looking inside, sticking his fingers in there, and all kind of things.

I told him, "It's not in there." He sheepishly handed it back to me.