Well, I take off my pants and tie them around my waist, stuff the socks into the shoes and hang the shoes around my neck under the poncho. Figure that identity would be hard to establish cuz poncho-clad folks all look alike. Generally the dog is under the poncho, too, which complicates ambulation considerably.
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Dance like you have never been hurt, work like no one is watching,love like you don't need the money.