Very disappointing. Another classic I-bought-this-ten-minutes-ago review. The dude obviously doesn't have a clue! It was amusing to watch him roll the Spark-Lite along the table like a pizza cutter...what a shock that it didn't work. I called him out and asked him in a very civil manner if he's actually tried any of the items or if his review was just a thought experiment. Well, at least I thought it was civil! He got all butt-hurt and deleted our exchange.

I really hate the nOOb review of stuff that still has the tag on it! Be it a rave review or a critical review, what good is it if you don't try the stuff you're reviewing?