Originally Posted By: chaosmagnet
Save them for the next time a woman gives birth on your couch?

(I had a good couch ruined that way)


Chaos is joking, but I think the idea is right: reserve it for some sort of human use. You can set the paint cans on a sheet of plastic, but it's hard to sleep on plastic.

To Chaos: you can make that couch the dedicated "birthing" couch.