I would contact Mr. Wile E. Coyote and order a pair of the Acme Jet Skates. They come with some risk though. Sharp curves and steep, abrupt cliffs are a hazard to be aware of.

There is also the problem of 5 million fellow buggers-out on the limited road system as well. It may be hard to jet around this unruly crowd.

A second option would be the Ajax Rocket Pack, which is capable of rising above the masses and dodging likely traffic jams. Again, there are some hazards associated with the Rocket Pack. It has no brakes and steering is tricky at best. Investing in the optional parachute can be handy but be advised that deployment of the flammable parachute can only be accomplished safely after the Rocket Pack is out of fuel. The Ajax Rocket Pack also conflicts with the John Rambo Tactical Load Carry System, limiting the amouunt of Meals Refused by Ethopians you can bring.

Also, be advised that the bottom of a deep canyon is a long way down.

No affiliation with Ajax or Acme, purely a recommendation based on visual observations.