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.....I keep mint on my belt at all times.....
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Sorry, Eugene, but I couldn't resist........ Typos are so much fun <img src="images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Top 10 reasons to carry mint on your belt

10. It gets crushed in your pocket.
9. You never know when you will have to make that emergency julip.
8. Carrying dill or basil is sooo yesterday.
7. Loads cheaper than Old Spice.
6. Two words: Belt Camouflage.
5. Draws attention away from the parsily growing in shirt pocket.
4. Wards off Wareducks.
3. Shows support for the DoubleMints against the evil Wintergreens.
2. Compliments the cinnamon on tie.

And the number one reason to keep mint on your belt at all times:

1. In case the fig leaf falls off. <img src="images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />