Maybe he has left his glasses in the other room and thinks it's his cane.

*Thwack*
*Thwack*
*Thwack*

4: He's cleaning a shotgun in his favorite chair. Everyone knows he should be at the kitchen table so he can disrupt far more daily functions and possibly taint tonights dinner with Hoppes and/or BreakFree. He gets all the blame for that one.

I can't believe that you guy keep missing the most egregious problem: The wife is so close that she may accidentally start talking to the husband.

*Thwack*

Lmao @ Garly. Good one!

Well played sir, well played.

Shall we try this again, guys?
This time without driving women away?
-Blast

The first thing I thought was why is that woman wearing high heals while relaxing around the house.

Ok, that was the second. The first was

*thwack!*

Of course another problem with the picture is the missing pitcher of martinis. Nothing goes better with handling guns than a cocktail.

Meh, I even said I was kidding beforehand. I'm about the most self-deprecating guy around and think nothing of people joking on me or even cracking on myself.

We all know us guys would quickly devolve into slinging poop at each other and eating nothing but raw meat without women around.