I ran across this image on the artofmanliness.com website and it made me wince.

*Thwack*

*Thwack*

It's making me wince also. The couple are both wearing shoes in the house and that is a very unbreakable rule here...

*Thwack*

I was concerned about getting cleaning fluid or oil on the chair and your pants, but you guys are making some good points too.

What's wrong with this picture?1-James Dean isn't dead,Afterall?2-Black n' White photos are making a comeback?3-Route 66 was Vibrant & Alive,& Elvis was skinny!(& Alive)

His socks don't match his pants or his shoes?

He's using Butch wax instead of Brill creme?

OMG, I think you're right. The horror

Maybe he has left his glasses in the other room and thinks it's his cane.

*Thwack*
*Thwack*
*Thwack*

4: He's cleaning a shotgun in his favorite chair. Everyone knows he should be at the kitchen table so he can disrupt far more daily functions and possibly taint tonights dinner with Hoppes and/or BreakFree. He gets all the blame for that one.

I can't believe that you guy keep missing the most egregious problem: The wife is so close that she may accidentally start talking to the husband.

*Thwack*

Lmao @ Garly. Good one!

Well played sir, well played.

Shall we try this again, guys?
This time without driving women away?
-Blast

The first thing I thought was why is that woman wearing high heals while relaxing around the house.

Ok, that was the second. The first was

*thwack!*

Of course another problem with the picture is the missing pitcher of martinis. Nothing goes better with handling guns than a cocktail.

Meh, I even said I was kidding beforehand. I'm about the most self-deprecating guy around and think nothing of people joking on me or even cracking on myself.

We all know us guys would quickly devolve into slinging poop at each other and eating nothing but raw meat without women around.

Owwww......(rubbing sore fingers)

Sorry Blast, Caught up in the moment. Certainly didn't intend to offend any of the ladies on here. Although I am sure they all know we were joking I guess this still isn't the place.

Sorry gals....

I can only imagine all those *Thwack*s had something to do with him wearing white socks and T-shirt while his other half is dressed for dinner and a movie. Other than that, he's probably not an NRA member.

Remember, it's not the women we know, it's the women we don't know.
-Blast

Ouch! gee thanks blast.