A blind man walks into a store. He picks up his seeing-eye dog and proceeds to spin the dog above his head by the tail, lasso-style. The store owner comes over and asks, "Can I help you with something."
The man replies, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."
A beautiful young lady is in the shower. Suddenly she hears at the door, "Blind man!" Thinking that it would be a thrill to get away with some naughtiness, she decides to greet the visitor naked. What harm could there be with a blind man?
"Blind man! Urh... would you like to buy some blinds?"
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