The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked;
"What would happen if I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice in the back volunteered,
"You'd be eating alone?"
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The man got the powr but the byrd got the wyng