I see your problem Teslinhiker and agree its not the best way to present a life's story. NYT bestsellers and Hollywood movies seldom tell things the way they should be, to the average person with 90 minutes of attention span most lives aren't interesting enough, it requires some juice. There is also the issue of biography versus autobiography - I hope never to have a third person parse my own existence, although I have toiled mostly in anonymity long enough to avoid that dilemma. I much prefer when people tell their own stories in their own way - we're all Big Fish in our ponds after all.