I just read a story about a cache of cell phone pistols that was confiscated in Germany. Now we may be asked to make a call on our cell phones to demonstrate that is, indeed, a cell phone.

The idiot who wrote the piece suggested we leave all such gadgets at home to speed our way through security. What a moron.

Why not simply cut to the chase. To pass through airport security, we should strip naked, don prison uniforms, and submit to body cavity searches, since we are all under suspicion in airports now anyway.

I am really getting tired of this crap.