Actually ... I think you are perfectly positioned in the UK.

All you really need to do is to wait for the next set of riots in Greece - then take a quick bus trip over to Athens. After those young Greek guys start smashing everything with crowbars, just walk around behind them and pick up anything useful on the ground. You know ... bits of old Greek temples, parts of the Parthenon, and stuff like that. I bet you could make some money if you sell your collection on EBay.

Hahaha !

Pete2