The only offense I take at a woobie is the name! Argh! Go suck your thumb with it
I actually snagged a fleece blanket when I was deployed - it now sits in my truck. Kind of funny, since it came in a giant "care package" to the chaplain. Something like 50 blankets, and there were several boxes over the months. And all came in the middle of summer when it was 120 out ...
But funnier, to me at least, is that the blanket flew from the US to Afghanistan and back to the US. It's in my car full time (w/ a space blanket), and in winter a bivy cover gets thrown in as well.