I love animals. Even though I still have the scars from 29 stitches in my right calf, courtesy an unrestrained dog in my yard. Said dog died shortly after the fight, lead overdose. And it wasn't the dogs' first, or even 4th bite.

I carry a knife most of the time I am out. If the dog wants to try, I am willing to go a few rounds. Teeth versus steel. Then I find the owner and sue the everloving snot out of him. There are leash laws for a reason.

Just saying, sometimes I don't play.