This may be a stupid question and if so, sorry.  Why in the world wouldn't the bathrooms function? I've been on flights that lasted at least that long and there wasn't a problem.  I too have been stuck on the Tarmac for several hours because of thunderstorms.  I don't recall there being a problem getting up to the bathroom, but maybe I'm mistaken.  It has been a while.  Bit of a head scratcher for me.
LW