HELLO K9!!!! Shall be the catchphrase for when people misuse 911 and spots and plbs from now on btw!
And when someone does something dumb, people will probably say, "She couldn't find her way out of a corn maze!"

And there's probably nothing wrong with taking a baby into a corn maze (they had an older boy, too) as long as the parents have an IQ at least as high as their shoe size, which apparently wasn't the case here.
Sue