LOL! (though a direct link would be appreciated, as context is everything when measuring credibility ...)

I have threatened for years to carry a fat permanent marker to correct public signs. "No, milord, it's not vandalism, it's a genuine public service and I should really get a different kind of citation."

UrbanDictionary has a unique take, as always. Maybe this is a plea for soil amendment?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Drit