A couple of years ago, working in a park with a picnic area, a person ran up to me and told me that someone had fallen into a fire and was burned. I started (hotfooted it?) over that way and was horrified to see that their face looked like raw hamburger. When I got close enough, I saw that what was blood-red, was salsa. Yeah, salsa. My spanish wasn't good enough to ask why salsa--from the cooler--instead of cold water. I shook my head and got on with fixing it. At the end of the day my boss says, "Hrmmph, guess it was hot enough, that they didn't need the Tabasco."
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Improvise,
Utilize,
Realize.