I think I've got around 3000 unread emails in my inbox at work at the moment.
http://www.itelegram.com/ might be a better tool to ensure your emergency message gets through.
What's this new-fangled teletype stuff? All miscreants and misfits! I still have around 20 telegrams from last year I never got to. I myself prefer smoke signals. Old technology never fails. I already have a fire starting kit in my EDC. It's the easiest way for me to call for help from Rohan.
Da Bing