Of all the hyped up news reports we heard yesterday, our favorite was CNN's Nancy Grace reporting on potential injuries caused by falling ham sandwiches:

NANCY GRACE: You know, there are a lot of fears with damage to buildings including a lot of our national monuments right now about injuries, crumbling. Even if something like a penny or a ham sandwich falls out of a building way high up, it can cause serious damage.

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That quote pretty much made our day!