A friend of mine bought a relatively expensive Lexan KFS (Knife-Fork-Spoon) set, and made the mistake of lending it to his teenage daughter for a camping weekend. Yup, you guessed it - she threw them out before she returned home. After all, they were "plastic", and therefore disposable, right?

Women of all ages do stupid things. (Of course, we men never do anything stupid, right? <img src="images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Q: How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

(From "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche")