Dear FBI,

Congratulations, you managed to stumble your way into creating a list that reaches a new level of uselessness. This list will provide you too many false positives to be of any value whatsoever for fighting terrorism. Many people hoard that stuff for hobby, and not merely for survival purposes.

Let me guess, it was an out-of-touch old geezer who made that watch list without browsing various Internet forums at a minimum. I'll feel much better if you admit this list is the result of a summer internship program that went awry.

Instead of following any useless leads from that list, I recommend you spend the money to come up with better ideas. Maybe start a task force to make mass media LESS about entertainment (e.g., no more treating every "man with gun" as if he's a raging maniac psychopath mass murderer). If that's not your responsibility, then try something else, anything else than a project that results in garbage like this list. Better yet, reduce your budget and give some money back to the taxpayers. I know a lot of people, include myself, who could put the money to use in a much more productive way.

Sincerely,
ireckon