I'm probably one of the big offenders in your book then, sorry GD.
It's kinda funny though, your second post is a lot easier for me to read. The extra carriage/hard returns makes it seem a bit "disjointed" to me and break the flow of thought. I know there are different writing styles but I never considered that there are also different reading styles as well.
I'm pretty sure train-of-thought doesn't count as a "style." Probably more like the written equivalent of verbal diarrhea.
That being said, I'm pretty sure it's not you he's referring to!
I think we can all understand iphones and the like, especially in regards to auto-correct issues.
Callahan ... uh ... welcome? 3 years and 2 posts? That's some impressive lurking