I happen to have a little time to waste this morning so here's my true story about names:

A long time ago when I was still single, I traveled for work for a couple of years with two guys who were married. One guys' wife was named 'Joy' the other guys' wife was named 'Dawn'. I took that as a sign and searched the world over for a girl named 'Ivory'.

We would all have wives named after dishwashing liquids.

The years have passed, and I don't see those guys anymore. Although I never found that hot, sudsy girl named Ivory, I did find one named after a classic movie star.

We lived happily ever after.

The End