[quote=Chisel] 
-there's lots to be delivered other than the baby and it doesn't end when the baby cried (stock lots of pads and towels) 
 
I had a good laugh at this one.  Yup, that little thing euphemistically called "afterbirth."  But let's face it, if you're delivering a kid in the wild, a little placenta spilling out after 20 minutes is the LEAST of your worries.