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When the zombies come I'm doomed.


Apparently there doesn't appear to be a Zombie or Vampire threat emergency plan where I live or at very least the local council are keeping it very very quiet, after sporadic visual sighting reports;

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Dundee/...ty-council.html

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/tayside/2602...bie-apocalypse/

The specifics of the freedom of information request;

http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/emergency_situations#incoming-186933

Apparently the local Dundee City council doesn't have an emergency plan for an alien invasion either.