Man! We could sure use someone on the order of Sheriff Arpeyo(Infamous in Arizona),He would Revoke the Guarantee on the basis of:Since the convicted criminals didn't make a Purchase of their 3 hots & a cot,A guarantee is Moot & From this point,All convicts will Work for their Room & Board,Pepto-Bismol will be your New medical Staff,You will wear jumpsuits matching your New medical Staff,as well! &&& Green Bologna/Cheese sandwichs in Lieu of 3 hots!:)