So, you mean that May 20 will be the last day that the JWs and LDS missionaries are likely to show up at my door? HALLELUJAH!
May 20... my payday, but it won't arrive until Monday... shee-it! The first one EVER that I didn't have to pay bills with, and it's coming too late to do any good.

Well, it seems to me that if you have enough kit, you should be able to survive practically anything, even Armageddon.
Sue
p.s. Be sure to check out the comments below the article in Art's second link... HILARIOUS!