What is recommended first aid for the shock of not experiencing The Rapture as you expected?

What would be in a disappointed-everyone-is-still-here-kit?

What would be in an -oh-my-G..-I-am-still-here-but-my-friends-are-gone kit?

Is there a recommended thank-heaven-I-am-saved-take-it-with-you kit?

Come on people let's get equipped to survive!