"Hello, 9-1-1? Yes, I forgot my cushiony insoles and my feet are starting to hurt. Can you have someone from SAR fly them out to me in one of those rescue helicopters they got just sitting around?. Thanks, appreciate it, have a nice day."
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"Hello, 9-9-9? Yes, I forgot my cushiony insoles and my feet are starting to hurt. Can you have someone from SAR fly them out to me in one of those rescue helicopters they got just sitting around?. Thanks, appreciate it, have a nice day. Oh and can you make sure Prince William is flying the helicopter."
"Sorry love, he's on leave, apparently he's getting married at the end of the this week."
"Darn!!"