http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2011/04/soyou_think_owning_a_gun_makes.php

We have already seen what happens when Canadian Geese go kamikaze and take out an airliner. We put a pretty spin on it when the pilot, showing exceptional skill and presence of mind, landed in the river. But those on the inside know it wasn't an accident.

Mother nature is going to start kicking back. I'm personally waiting for the dolphins with head-mounted lasers.

Narwhales heading south.

Pigeons with bombsights.

Art, I thought the ill-tempered sea bass were getting the head-mounted lasers?

My cat yacked a hairball on the couch this morning....

I see a trend...My cat barfed in my slipper last week!

Ahwww, how sweet! Nothing like stepping on a cold one barefoot in the dark.

...or in the shower stall first thing in the morning, when you're too nearsighted to see the "tuna in the pan"...
Don't know why, but that's always where she left it.

Cats puke into locations you frequent as a form of tribute. It seems to be a 'Look what I made mommy' sort of thing. Much the same way they bring in the small animals they murder as a pastime and compulsion.

I'm waiting for bears with body armor. Squirrels with zip-guns.

http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/

Tim Bedore has been warning the world of the Great Animal Conspiracy for years. Some people call it comedy, but those in the know see the stark truth.

I would give anything if our cats would barf in the shower. Ours seem to head for the nicest furniture we own.