Yes, you caught on, come mid-summer the black helicopters will sweep across the country at midnight raiding small vegetable gardens and hauling your tomatoes, cucumbers, and zucchini of to an undisclosed location.

Of course now that they know that you know they will have to kill you. Your only hope is to flee and request refugee status in Quebec. You will safe there because no self respecting federal agent would stoop so low as to learn French, or be caught in Quebec after dark. Stay inside during daylight hours and you will be safe.

I'm immune to such threats because I don't grow vegetables, or much of anything because it all dies, and being old I have all the federal agents mother's phone numbers and know how to work an analog phone system.