Wasn't there a CSI that had the dead person committing suicide by literally eating several tubes of high fluoride tooth paste? She was a dental tech in the show, and wanted to blame hubby for her suicide. I realize that's TV, but doubt Mythbusters can replicate this legend.

I think I'm going to test the too many cheese doodles theory. How many is too much? I like cheese doodles, so do the cats.