Originally Posted By: Lono
But given that I'm coming from a TSA zone aka airport, I lack matches or a lighter...


Common lighters and matches are legal in a TSA zone in CARRY-ON luggage.

Don't take my word for it though...
http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/editorial_multi_image_with_table_0099.shtm
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