To answer your question as evasively as possible -

1) Hotel security personnel do not normally carry handcuff keys on them at 2am. <img src="images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

2) There are some things that duct tape should never be used for. <img src="images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

I'll leave it at that.

.....CLIFF

"Shoot, a guy could have a good time in Vegas with this..."
Slim Pickens in the movie 'Dr. Strangelove', after going over the contents of his Air Force issue survival kit.