I'd throw the Cliffbar into the puddle,they are So dry,It would suck up All the Water & take on the Close Resemblence of a Fresh Turd,of which will Force people to Cross the street,with hilarious Looks of disgust,Written on their faces,All the while,Taping These actions of Disgust with my Camcorder that I EDC,& publishing the Video on UBOOB-Titled:THE GREAT PUDDLE of 2010