Wow, of all the places to be stuck, an evergreen forest might be one of the best: lots of conifers for bedding & shelter, plenty of wood, that wonderful pine smell... really, you can tap into your inner Kochanski there.

After working with some Germans, my American cohorts decided that when a group of Germans speak amongst themselves, they are speaking about 1 of 2 possible topics:

1) world domination
2) beer