This just in from the NPS Morning Report. The moral of the story must be to EDC a skinny hiking pardner.


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Thursday, September 09, 2010


INCIDENTS

Capitol Reef National Park (UT)
Canyoneer Rescued From Pandora’s Box

On Monday, September 6th, rangers rescued a canyoneer who was unable to complete his planned route due to an inability to make it through a narrow slot in a rock formation. The man and his partner, both from Salt Lake City, had descended into Pandora’s Box Canyon the previous day. Pandora’s Box is considered to be one of the more difficult canyons to negotiate on the Colorado Plateau because of the extremely narrow slots throughout the canyon. After completing numerous rappels and negotiating several slots, the man, who was quite fit but weighed around 230 pounds, found that he couldn’t pass through a particularly tight section. In an attempt to exit the canyon, the two men scrambled out a lateral canyon, only to find that they couldn’t go any further. They decided that the more slender man would continue on and complete the canyon while the larger man stayed behind and awaited assistance. The former completed the slots, descended the 150-foot exit rappel, hiked nine miles to his bike, pedaled four miles to his car, then contacted rangers early on Monday morning. The rangers requested assistance from the Utah State Patrol, which dispatched a helicopter that landed near the stranded man. Members of the county SAR team helped him reach the ship. Neither of the canyoneers was injured. [Submitted by Scott Brown, Chief Ranger]

Crisco.
After a bad experience in a tight cave passage, I EDC a 2 pound can of Crisco. Canola oil works okay, and has less saturated fat, but will wear off on a longer passage. 1 pound of crisco is enough for an adequate coating, but I want to be able to get back out. WD40 is less effective in this application. Go with Crisco, or lard, if you are a traditionalist-


Praise the lard, and pass the ammunition!

Gah-ROAN! You had me thinking you were actually about half-serious! Well played.

Couldn't the guy have just exited the way he came in?

Typically in canyoneering, a trip involves pull down rappels and the assumption that you will continue on down the drainage. I would imagine the pair was not equipped for the technical climbing required to reverse the rappels. Note that they did attempt to exit by a side canyon and were stymied.

I gotcha.