<snip> At this point I don't think I'll even be able to buy fireworks for the 4th this year.

-(non)Blast
Maybe you could limit yourself to a few small ones? Like ordinary mortals would purchase?
Although then you might have to change your handle to "Pop".
[ducking and running!]
Small..ones? Your words
do not make sense to me. -Blast
Somehow I missed this until today. Love the pics, and bouncing manhole covers made me chuckle.
But when you say "Oops", is that like the bomb technician saying "try to keep up"?