Let us not forget, Ladies. Cast iron cookware is the most affective means to clobber your husbands with.
Cast iron does have offensive and defensive utility, which could mean it's illegal in DC. I'd better check the code on that.
I amassed a collection of candle lanterns in the 1990s -- the UCO original single candle lanterns and the three-candle "candeliers" which put out a decent amount of light (the tops of them get very hot!)
The candles are still pretty cheap and last for nine hours. I have gobs of them on hand. Campmor and REI sell them.
My favorite candle lantern for home is one that LL Bean sold for a brief time back then, it's a replica of one that wives of mariners would put in their windows. Puts out a lot of light for a long while with a 6" pillar candle.
As Krista said, the cozy light of a candle is bonus in a power outage.
http://candlelantern.com/
Stable base - Sturdy 3-legged base helps stabilize the lantern on uneven surfaces.
Convenient Handle - Stainless steel handle makes the Candlelier easy to hang and carry.
Constant Flame Height - our unique spring loaded candle tube keeps the flame height constant while a small viewing window shows how much candle remains. Each candle burns for up to 9 hours.
Stove Capability - The heat shield provides a stove-like surface to boil small amounts of water, melt snow, or keep foods warm.
Economical - the Candlelier Lantern is affordable to purchase and economical to use. Other lanterns can cost up to $2.00 per hour to operate, the Candlelier costs only about 25 cents per hour.
Safe - No combustible fuels, no complicated starting procedures.
Reliable - no batteries to fail and replace, no mantles or bulbs to break.
Environmentally Friendly - no batteries or fuel cartridges to dispose.