For the record:
Don't Facebook. Don't Twitter. Don't MySpace.
I have never sent a text message - I want to talk to you, I will talk to you. Right now, don't own a cell phone anyhow. Wife does, Tracfone, something basic. I have sent IMs, emails, and can even make my own webpage from scratch using HTML code if forced. I can build, repair, upgrade and generally mess with computers.
My one confession, I do play online games. Horror of horrors. Never did WoW or Evercrack tho, so I do have some redeeming qualities.