Sooooo...

you're dating Sharon, right?

True story: household of many(5?) adults, barely scraping by, get infusion of cash from cash strapped overseas relative ... and they upgrade the television. I guess losing weight is cheaper than losing your mind

and you can't beat TV for variety (back before internet had TV)
This new essentials list, is really a list for technophile internet addicts

A guy I know spends his time keeping updated on building codes, smoking, and fishing. His essentials? Cigarettes and fishing gear.