Sounds like the dumb MPI "You CAN Survive" kit. http://www.equipped.org/mpikit.htm Besides the obvious issues you mention, it is way too bulky to be comfortably carried in a pocket, or even a small pouch, so it isn't likely to be available when needed anyway.

From your mouth to your chosen diety's ears. <img src="images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Perhaps they could use a suggestion from an active Boy Scout leader...