Be interesting to have the cops pull up into the driveway where a disturbance call was made, and find a guy or two face down, hog tied with zip-ties, and a man with a cell phone in his hand waving to the patrolmen (the wife conveniently stowing the shotgun back in the house just before the cops pull up). Oh, one can dream...

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)