They don't even have their own language,which can come in handy to know. My idiot ex boss bought a damaged Mercedes on EBAY. I smelled a big rat from the start. We went to pick it up and making small talk they said they were swiss. While my boss was bonding with the car they started talking.They realized I was behind them and apologised for speaking in swiss. I replied back in 'swiss' that I never realised russian was part of the same linguistic group. <img src="images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />