Based on my own personal experience, you'd have to be PRETTY DARN HUNGRY to eat seagull. I suspect that the best way to cook seagull is to wrap it in a cowflop and roast it over an open fire. It won't help the seagull, but it might make the cowflop somewhat more palatable.

On a serious note, I'll echo the comment that game that does not act normal should be passed up; forget about skunk, and don't burn up more calories catching the gme than what you'd gain by eating it.
edited for clarity.